Elusive, Charismatic Pharmaceutical Salesman

Submitted by Liz Novak on Thu, 08/01/2013 - 03:00

My first missed connection: You had on a blue polo. I made fun of your friend because his unzipped hoodie looked like a life-jacket. You told me I could borrow your surfing wet-suit on the promise that I would wear it over a business suit that would be revealed after boating to work. You are funny, there are about 20 young people on the cape, and I think we should be friends.

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